We are reliably informed that the (No-Nonsense) Back-Bench Labour MP Diane Abbott was (recently) so fed up with the Profound Lack of Black Cabinet Ministers in Gordon Brown's Labour Government that she boldly took matters into her very own hands - and temporarily appointed herself the First-Ever , Black UK Prime Minister - comprehensively supported by a Highly Enthusiastic Cabinet made up wholely of Ethnic Minority Members.
Unfortunately , (claims our Highly Impeccable Downing Street Gossip Source) , the Horrifically-Mortified British Establishment only allowed them to cheekily pose in front of the Downing Street Publicity Cameras for just under 9 (and a half) minutes - before speedily escorting them away from the Hallowed UK Government Cabinet Chamber and Thoroughly Fumigating every Nook and Cranny of the Place . . .
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