Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi forced to publicly deny his 'Death' . . .

SYNDICATED PRESS RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI
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Dearest Fans ,

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ; which was supposed to have occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .

Best Wishes,

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi says " Leave Lindsay Alone !"

Alternative Medicine Hardman and Extremely Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Senior Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing the living daylights out of Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a wide range of Press Headlines in Paris - during an extended continental holiday abroad , Professor Obi averred :

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Miss Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and unequivocally) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone.

It's simply just not fair for the Paparazzi to treat her in such an exceptionally horrible manner . . ."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " The General Medical Council Abolition Movement is back ! "

* PRESS STATEMENT FROM DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI ::: FOR IMMEDIATE INTERNATIONAL DISTRIBUTION ,CIRCULATION AND SYNDICATION

It is announced that the Abolish the General Medical Council (GMC) Campaign is hereby revived ; with Immediate Effect.

Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Doctors within the United Kingdom are currently being viciously terrorized by the GMC every single week ; and the time is therefore ripe for the worldwide reactivation of our formidable operations.

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