SYNDICATED PRESS RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI
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Dearest Fans ,
I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ; which was supposed to have occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .
This is Totally Erroneous Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.
I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.
The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .
Best Wishes,
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
END OF PRESS RELEASE
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