Joseph Chikelue Obi : Exclusive Facebook URL Update : Facebook.com/JosephChikelueObi

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Facebook has now kindly supplied Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi with his very own unique URL , which is as follows:

http://www.facebook.com/josephchikelueobi.

Anyone wishing to contact Professor Joseph Obi via Facebook should please calmly expect a baseline response time of anything up to 4 weeks ; due to unprecedented high demand.


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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Streatham was much better off under the Conservative Party "

Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Champion , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has (once again) publicly urged the People of Streatham to comprehensively kick out the Governing Labour Party from it's Streatham Parliamentary Seat.


Commenting in response to Politcal Questions from Local Ethnic Minority Leaders , Firebrand Streathamite Joseph Chikelue Obi said:

" Streatham was far much better under the Conservative Party . . . So I cannot but only hope (and pray) that Streatham is duly returned to the Tories at the Next UK General Election . "

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : " UK Labour Party Will Lose Streatham Parliamentary Seat. "

Eminent Black British Human Rights Activist, Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has cautiously predicted that the Conservative Party will sensationally reclaim Streatham Constituency during the Next Parliamentary General Election.


Speaking in response to an avalanche of Political Questions posed during a recent Social Event, the outrageously irrepressible Joseph Obi confidently quipped :

" For countless decades , Streatham was fundamentally a Highly Formidable Stronghold of the British Conservative Party - until the Absolutely Fabulous Tony Blair eclectically came along and gave the then (Out-of-Touch) Tories a right (and proper) Political Kicking.

Thankfuly , the Totally Revamped Conservative Party has since learnt lessons enough - and is hopefully now on course to stunningly reclaim Streatham back from the (current) Disastrous Labour Government of Gordon Brown. "

Streatham Action Man : Candidate Rahoul Bhansali

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Solid Business Investors with Very Serious Commercial Plans for the Streatham Constituency can now directly contact Streatham Candidate Rahoul Bhansali via his LinkedIn Profile ; by simply Clicking Here.


Now is the Time for Action - Not Rhetoric !


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Streatham Candidate Rahoul Bhansali in Narrow Polls Lead over Former Favourite Chuka Umunna . . .

It is reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may not be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election , after all.

According to Updated Interim Poll Results , if a UK Parliamentary General Elections were to be held today , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 3 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 5 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Candidate : Joseph Chikelue Obi asks Streathamites to Vote for Rahoul Bhansali in the Next General Election !

Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Warrior , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly urged the People of Streatham to expediently consider the Candidacy of Prospective Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali in the upcoming United Kingdom Parliamentary Elections for the Key Streatham Constituency.

Speaking in response to questions , after a Brief Meeting with London's Ethnic Minority Leaders , the Firebrand Doyen of UK Politics (who was born and bred in Streatham said:

" In my personal view , Rahoul Bhansali is the answer - Not Chuka Umunna.

Permit me therefore to humbly recommend Rahoul's Candidacy as next Member of Parliament for Streatham . "

Streatham Candidate Stalemate Continues To Scarily Overshadow The News . . .

It is (once again) sensationally reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election.

According to Interim Poll Results , if a UK Parliamentary General Elections were to be held today , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Online | Saint Reatham | Top Reality YouTube Celebrities Wanted !

Streatham Online is currently seeking Cyber-Reporters with fascinating YouTube Video Footage about Streatham.

At the end of each month , the best Video will receive a Cash Prize of £10 ; and will be permanently archived on the Streatham Online Website.

The Best Overall Video (Every Year at Easter) will receive a Cash Prize of £100 plus a permanent archived spot on YouTube's Wellness FM Channel.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for all further information in relation to this matter.


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Streatham Politics : Candidate Rahoul Bhansali Set To Unify Streathamites ?

It is Fundamentally Believed that the (Local) Liberal Democrat Vote might ultimately turn out to become Exceedingly Crucial Indeed ; as Streatham Parliamentary Constituency precariously heads for Sensational Political Stalemate at the Next General Election.

As things currently stand , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

What this essentially means is that Rahoul Bhansali could comprehensively defeat Chuka Umunna (and maverickly smash the Stalemate Situation altogether) if he was formidably able to additionally gain a Substantial Proportion of the Liberal Democrat Vote.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Further Details will be released shortly.

Streatham Politicians Soapbox [1] : Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali

“I believe that Streatham is being held back by Tired and Incompetent Labour Politicians ; both at Lambeth Council and in Gordon Brown’s Disastrous Government.”

Rahoul Bhansali

Streatham | Famous People | The League of Formidable Streathamites

The only official English Heritage Blue Plaque in Central Streatham is on the childhood home of composer Sir Arnold Bax in Pendennis Road. Just within the modern boundaries of Streatham Hill, although historically it was in Norwood, there is also a blue plaque on the house in Lanercost Road where Arthur Mee the writer of Arthur Mee's Children's Encyclopedia lived.

Perhaps because of its good late night transport connections to the West End, and the availability of apartments as well as family houses, Streatham and nearby Brixton Hill have attracted entertainers to live in the area since the days of Music Hall.

There is a Streatham Society plaque to the birthplace of comedian Tommy Trinder at 54 Wellfield Road. Others with local connections include actors Roger Moore, Simon Callow, Peter Davison, Nicholas Clay and June Whitfield, saucy seaside postcard artist Donald McGill and alternative comedians Eddie Izzard, Jeremy Hardy, Paul Merton and "housewives favourite" actor Neil Pearson.

Naomi Campbell, the archetypal supermodel, went to Dunraven Comprehensive School in Streatham and lived in the nearby Norbury part of SW16.

Also from the world of fashion Sir Norman Hartnell, dressmaker to the Queen, was born in Streatham. The Dior fashion designer John Galliano spent some of his youth in Streatham before moving to nearby Dulwich.

Television property expert Sarah Beeny has lived in Streatham for many years.

Aleister Crowley, later dubbed "The Wickedest Man In the World", spent his teenage years during the 1880s in Streatham at a house opposite the present ice rink.

Drum and Bass DJ Grooverider is from Streatham as is the first Mayor of London and former head of the GLC Ken Livingstone.

Cynthia Payne is a renowned "madam" who made the headlines in the 1970s and 1980s with her brothel in Ambleside Avenue, Streatham.

Afghan warlord Zardad Khan lived in Gleneagle Road, Streatham, before his arrest in 2003. Siobhan Dowd the author lived in Abbotsford Road, Streatham (1960-1978).

Beryl Kingston, popular novelist, lived at Strathbrook Road, Streatham, from 1956 - 1980 and taught at what was then Rosa Bassett School in Welham Road, and also at Sunnyhill Primary School.

The World's Most Controversial Medical Doctor , Joseph Chikelue Obi , was also born and bred in Streatham - where he mischievously kept all of the Totally Aghast Teachers exceedingly busy indeed - at St Andrew's Roman Catholic Primary School (along Streatham's Polworth Road).

Streatham | Saint Reatham | The MultiCultural Heartbeat of South London

Streatham is a place in the London Borough of Lambeth in the United Kingdom .

It is an inner London suburb situated south of Brixton.

Streatham is 5.5 miles (8.8 km) south of Charing Cross.

Streatham means "the hamlet on the street". The street in question started as the Roman Road from the capital Londinium to the coast near Portslade. It is likely that the destination was a Roman port now lost to coastal erosion, which has been tentatively identified with the 'Novus Portus' mentioned in Ptolemy's Geographia.

The road is confusingly referred to as Stane Street in some sources, although it diverges from the main London-Chichester road at Kennington.

After the departure of the Romans, the main road through Streatham remained an important trackway. From the seventeenth century it was adopted as the main coach road to Croydon and East Grinstead, and then on to Newhaven and Lewes. In 1780 it then became the route of the turnpike road from London to Brighton, and subsequently became the basis for the modern A23. This road (and its traffic) have shaped Streatham's development.

Streatham's first parish church, St Leonard's, dates back to Saxon times, although only the mediaeval tower remains in the present church. The mediaeval parish covered an extensive area, including most of modern Balham and parts of Tooting.

Streatham appears in Domesday Book of 1086 as Estreham. It was held by Bec-Hellouin Abbey (in Normandy) from Richard de Tonbrige. Its domesday assets were: 2 hides and 1 virgates; 6½ ploughs, 4 acres (16,000 m2) of meadow, and herbage. It rendered £4 5s 0d.

The village remained largely unchanged until the 18th century, when the village's natural springs, known as Streatham Wells, were first celebrated for their health giving properties. The reputation of the spa, and improved turnpike roads, attracted wealthy City of London merchants and others to lay out their country residences in Streatham. Few of these large houses still remain, as the area was rapidly urbanised as London expanded.

Between the First World War and the Second World War Streatham developed as location for entertainment, with Streatham Hill Theatre (now a bingo hall), three cinemas, the Locarno ballroom (now Caesar's nightclub) and Streatham Ice Rink all adding to its reputation as "the West End of South London".

With the advent of electric tram services it also grew as a shopping centre serving a wide area to the south. In the 1930s large numbers of apartment blocks were constructed along the Main Street (High Road). These speculative developments were not initially successful. They were only filled when émigré communities began to arrive in London after leaving countries under the domination of Hitler's Germany.

In 1932 the parish church of the Holy Redeemer was built in Streatham Vale to commemorate the work of William Wilberforce

In the 1950s Streatham had the longest and busiest shopping street in south London. Streatham was the site of the first Waitrose supermarket, which opened in 1955. However a combination of factors led to a gradual decline through the 1970s and a more rapid decline in the 1980s. These included long term population movements out to Croydon, Kingston and Sutton; the growth of heavy traffic on the A23 (main road from central London to Gatwick Airport and Brighton), and a lack of redevelopment sites in the town centre. This culminated in 1990 when the closure of Pratts - a department store, which had grown from a Victorian draper's shop, and had been operated since the 1940s by the John Lewis Partnership - coincided with the opening of a large Sainsbury's supermarket 1 km south of the town centre, replacing an old, smaller Sainbury's store opposite Streatham Hill station.

More recently Sainsbury's opened a smaller 'Local' branches on the High Road and on Streatham Hill, near the site of the Streatham's first Sainsbury store (opened in 1895). The company also has offices in Streatham. Other fairly recent additions, such as Argos, are located on the site of Pratts' (see above) but the retail recovery has been slow, and vacant space has been taken by a growing number of restaurants and bars. The High Road's Woolworths store, closed late on 27 December, 2008, when the company ceased trading.Within a month, the site was occupied by a 99p Store.

Streatham is a place of contrasts, with middle class families occupying houses in leafy streets that fetch over £500,000 while there are large amounts of asylum seekers, predominantly from north and east African countries.

In September 2002, Streatham High Road was voted the "Worst Street in Britain" in a poll organised by the BBC Today programme and CABE. This largely reflected the dominance of through traffic along the High Road. On a positive note this was a catalyst for Lambeth Council and Transport for London's Street Management to start co-operating, and there is now a joint funding arrangement for ongoing streetscape improvements, although spending has been slowed because of TfL's budgetary shortfall.

Investment and regeneration had begun before the poll, with local amenity group The Streatham Society leading a successful partnership bid for funding from central government for environmental improvements. Work started in winter 2003-04 with the refurbishment of Streatham Green and repaving and relighting of the High Road. In 2005 Streatham Green won the Metropolitan Public Gardens Association 'London Spade' award for best public open space scheme in the capital.

Streatham Festival was founded in 2002. Now in its sixth year, it is a two-week festival with over 50 events held in an array of locations, from bars to churches and parks to youth centres, attracting over 3,000 people.

Streatham Politician Chuka Umunna | BNP PR Stunt Backfires ! | Streatham Disavows 'Slash The BNP' Insults | There Is No Place For Inciting Violence !

Further to the Highly Unedifying Recent Media Coverage relating to Mob-Like Taunts of 'Slash The BNP' , which shockingly occurred during the 10th Anniversary of the Brixton Nail Bomb Tragedy ; we would warmly advise that Chuka Umunna urgently desists from indirectly giving the (Fascist) British National Party (BNP) so much Free Global Publicity - at almost every single public opportunity.


Streatham's other Parliamentary Candidate (Rahoul Bhansali) also proudly hails from an Ethnic Minority Background ; but you hardly ever hear Rahoul desperately hollering on about how the BNP is also consistently trying to emasculate the Living Daylights out of him too.


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