Chikelue Celebrates The Failed EU Presidential Bid Of Ex UK PM Tony Blair.

Chikelue , Your (Absolutely Fabulous) Black British Maverick Political Heavyweight , is currently UNASHAMEDLY Partying Away in an Undisclosed DISTANT Location - and will definitely be back online , quite shortly.

Please kindly continue to GLORIOUSLY Keep the Faith . . .

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Musical Interlude 3 : "Relax . . .Take It Slow "

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Musical Interlude 3 : " Take It Slow . . . Relax . . ."

" Take It Slow . . . Relax . . . "
Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi

Dr Joseph Obi Joins 50000 EU Citizens In Online March Against Tony Blair !

We can exclusively confirm that Black British Politican Dr Joseph Obi has just joined almost 50000 other European Citizens in a Massive Online Protest against the Candidacy of Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair for the post of EU President.

Further Political Information , concerning the International Protest against Tony Blair's EU Presidential Candidacy , is publicly available at www.StopBlair.eu .

UK Election Candidate of the Month : Miss Ruth Davidson (UK Conservative Party) : Glasgow (North-East) By-Election : Today : 12th of November 2009

Who ? : Ruth Davidson (UK Conservative Party). Female . Aged 30. Former BBC Journalist . Lesbian . Politician . Activist . Power-Broker.

Where ? : Glasgow North-East (By-Election). This is being held due to the vacant seat left by Former UK Labour Party Parliamentary Speaker Michael Martin, who was forced to stand down during the height of the Commons Expenses Row.

When ? : Thursday 12th of November 2009 (Today)

Why ? : She is an Exceedingly Honest , Comprehensively Competent and Highly Industrious Politician - who has publicly vowed that , if elected to Westminster, will never (ever) claim any expenses for Food, Furniture or Household Goods.

Ruth will also surrender all of her unedited expenses claims to Local Newspapers for due publication ; and she has additionally sworn to have every single digit of her Parliamentary Accounts independently scrutinized by Local Auditors - each Financial Year.

Website ? : www.RuthDavidson.org.uk

Streatham Politician asked to Stand for 2010 UK General Election Seat . . .

We are reliably informed that a Highly Influential Streatham Politician has just been informally asked whether he is available to formidably stand for a UK Parliamentary Seat during the 2010 General Elections - in the unlikely event of any Unforseen Circumstances . . .

Further Updates will arrive shortly.

Streatham Politics Blog : Exclusive !!! : Online (Pre-Election) Video Debate

We can exclusively confirm that Streatham Online , (our Favourite Streatham Politics Blog) , will soon be organizing the First-Ever (Pre-Election) Online Video Debate.

This will hopefully enable all Streatham Candidates to eclectically get their Political Messages directly across to their Grassroots Target Groups.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for further details.

Streatham Blog To Introduce Fortnightly Election Candidate Polls

It is announced that Streatham Online , (our Favourite Streatham Blog) , will soon be conducting Interim (Streatham Voter) Polls on a Fortnightly Basis ; with effect from January 2010.

Between now and then , Interim Streatham Polls will ethically continue at the current frequency.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for further details.

Streatham Online : November 2009 : Interim Poll Results : 20% Want BNP !

We have just been reliably informed that the November Interim Poll Results for Streatham have just been released.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for further details.

Professor Joseph Obi set to meet with Senior Ethnic Minority Politicians.

We have just received offical word that the Firebrand Black British Politician , Professor Joseph Obi , is currently on the Final Leg of his 2009 International Tour - and will hopefully Touch Down in London sometime during the Next Few Weeks - where he is widely expected to have a Closed-Door Meeting with other (Very Senior) Ethnic Minority Politicians.

It is widely expected that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will boldly propose a Brand New Era in Black British Politics.

Further Information will be duly released in due course

Dr Joseph Obi : Appointments Diary is Fully Booked till Early Spring 2010

Enigmatic Black British Politician , Joseph Obi , has just re-confirmed that he will will not be available for any Public Speaking Engagements till sometime in Early Spring 2010.

Professor Joseph Obi would therefore like to profusely apologize to all those who were unable to secure his presence during the Upcoming Yuletide Festivities.

Please kindly continue to visit the Official 2014 MEP Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Obi for All Future Schedules and Timetables.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Donates 500 SEL Mercedes Limousine To The UKDC

We can Officially (and Exclusively) Confirm that the Outrageously Controversial Black British Politician Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has personally donated a (Jet-Black) Classic (W126) Mercedes Benz 500 SEL (Long Wheel Base) Limousine to the Office of the Executive Chairman of the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC).

No Further Statements (concerning the Diplomatic-Grade Limousine) will be made at this particular time.

Thank You.

UK PM accuses Joseph Chikelue Obi of . . ."Treasonable Political Sabotage". . .

We have just been firmly informed that the Rt Hon Prime Minister of the United Kingdom , ( Gordon Brown MP ) , has Viciously Launched a Blistering Verbal Avalanche of Attacks on the Rt Hon UKDC Executive Chairman Joseph Chikelue Obi - over Dr Obi's Comprehensive Refusal to Publicly Support the Candidacy of Ex UK Prime Minister Tony Blair for the Post of EU President .

Hopefully , the (Fully-Garnished) Transcripts of the Alleged Irate Tirade will soon be made gleefully available for Your Most Delicate Public Consumption ; courtesy of our (Ever-Vigilant and Highly-Impeccable Downing Street Gossip Source . . .

Further Exciting Details are sensationally coming soon.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Coldly Sinks Tony Blair's EU Presidential Bid | Revealed : The UKDC's Direct Appeal To German Chancellor Angela Merkel !

AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL POLITICAL LEADERS WITHIN THE EUROPEAN UNION

Most Distinguished Heads of European Government,

History Fundamentally Illustrates that Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is an Unparalleled Professional Expert in (unashamedly) delivering Massive Amounts of (Exceedingly Satisfying) Political Fellatio to the (Outrageously-Insatiable) Global Domination Machine of the White House.

He also innately lacks appropriate quantities of Accountability , Honesty , Transparency , Humility , Integrity , Dignity and Justice.

He is not a (Highly Successful) Consensus-Builder either.

The Appointment of Mr Blair as President of the Council of Europe would therefore do relatively nothing except humiliatingly reduce our (Hallowed) European Union to the Utterly-Disgraceful Status of a Profoundly Shameless Pleasurer of the United States Government.

To this effect, I would strongly urge All European Leaders to comprehensively reject the Proposed EU Leadership Candidacy of Tony Blair - and eclectically ratify the Appointment of Former Irish Prime Minister John Bruton (as EU President) Instead.

Tony Blair's EU Presidential Bid does not have the Support of the Majority of UK Citizens - So please do not be under the Remotely Fathomable Illusion that giving the Job to Mr Blair will in any way bring the United Kingdom anywhere nearer towards the European Federal Ethos.

Thank You.

THE RT HON PROFESSOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI FRCAM(DUBLIN)

INAUGURAL EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN OF THE UK DIVERSITY CAUCUS (UKDC)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi To Demit His General Medical Council Opposition Leader Role On New Years Eve 2012 | GMC Critic Seeks Firebrand Successor

It is announced that Black British Politician , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , is to officially hand over his Permanent Position as Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council - on the 31st Day of December 2012.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will ethically dedicate the next 3 years to finding a Suitable Firebrand Successor for the Highly Eclectic Role of General Medical Council Opposition Leader .

*Doctor Obi's Other Prominent Roles at RCAM , MLC and UKDC will remain totally unaffected.*

Thank You.

Streatham Parliament : : : Online Weekly Parliamentary Election Review

Further to our Most Recent Stratement concerning Streatham ; it has just been decided that (with effect from the 1st of January 2010) there will now be a Weekly Online Review relating to all Streatham Parliament Affairs - specifically having something to do with the 2010 Streatham General Election

Additional Details will be released imminently.

Streatham - Where It's All Happening ! | Follow The 2010 Streatham Parliamentary Election Here | All Political Roads Lead To Streatham !

From all indications - It would fundamentally appear that the UK Parliamentary Constituency of Streatham is set to be the Most Eclectically Fought Political Battle of the 2010 UK General Election.

To this effect , we have unanimously decided to prominently feature Streatham , as our Headline UK Parliamentary Election - for the Aforementioned Statutory Contest.

Joseph Chikelue Obi v Joseph Obi ::: How To Comprehensively Avoid Embarrassingly 'Linking-Up' With The Wrong Kind Of Handsome Guy !

Further to our Most Recent Post concerning FaceBook , we are additionally dumbfounded that some of our (Business-Oriented) Followers are still struggling to comprehensively locate the Official LinkedIn Profile of the Executive UKDC Chairman - Joseph Chikelue Obi.

As previously stated in our Preceeding Post : Please Kindly note that Joseph Chikelue Obi is not the only (Handsome-Looking) Joseph Obi on Planet Earth.


You are therefore warmly advised to Expediently Click Here to elegantly visit (and permanently bookmark) the Official LinkedIn (Business-Networking) Profile of UKDC Executive Chairman Joseph Chikelue Obi .


Thank You.

Joseph Obi v Joseph Chikelue Obi | The Great Big FaceBook 'Face-Off' !

We remain exceedingly surprised that we are still receiving a lot of anxious correspondence concerning the Profound Inability of some of our Beloved Blog Fans to easily locate the Official FaceBook Profile of Executive UKDC Chairman Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Please kindly note that Joseph Chikelue Obi is not the only Joseph Obi on the Planet.

At the very last Google Count there were well over 10,000 (equally-handsome) Gentlemen with the (Politically-Eclectic) Name Joseph Obi .

Please therefore Click Here to visit (and permanently bookmark) the Official Facebook Profile of Joseph Chikelue Obi

Joseph Obi asks the Whole Wide World to pray for Sir Elton John's Recovery

Executive Chairman of the UK Diversity Caucus , Black British Politician Joseph Obi , has humbly appealed to Everyone Around the World to say a Private Prayer for the International Diversity Mega-Star Sir Elton John - who is currently seriously ill at an English Hospital.

Professor Joseph Obi remains spiritually confident that Sir Elton will (hopefully) be back on World Tour - as soon as is humanly possible.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Sunday Political Exclusive : The Joseph Chikelue Obi Interview | Joseph Obi Says His Piece On The UK 's Bid For EU High Office

It is announced that the Executive Chairman of the UK Diversity Caucus , Black British Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi, will (Next Sunday) be re-announcing his chosen candidate for the post of President of the Council of Europe.

Although Doctor Joseph Chikelue has previously mentioned his choice via other Media Outlets , we felt that it is only right and propery that he additionally makes an exclusive statement on this particular Blog too - since almost 75% on Firebrand Black British Politicians frequently read this Blog as opposed to others.

To ensure that this Interview will not just be a Boring Online Regurgitation of whatever was previously said elsewhere, we have additionally asked Dr Chikelue for his candid views on the Current Clout of the UK within the European Union - and the Assumed Suitability of UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband for the powerful political post of EU High Representative for Foreign (External Affairs) and Security.

Alternative Medicine Courses : Alternative Medicine Career Opportunity

This is a Tiny Little Note to confirm that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will be hiring the the Very Best Apprentices from his Alternative Medicine Courses.

Successful Candidates will be swiftly dispersed around the UK (and Beyond) to ethically run a Very Diverse Network of Alternative Medicine Clinics.

Alternative Medicine Course : : : Alternative Medicine Apprenticeships

This is a very short update for all those who are applying for the London Clinical Apprenticeship Programme of Dr Joseph Obi.


You must ensure that you permanently choose one of the Following Locations :


* Marble Arch (Central London)


or


* Canary Wharf (London Docklands)


This is to enable Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi to adequately ensure that your Alternative Medicine Clinic Rota is duly sorted out in an exceedingly orderly fashion.


Please firmly note that Professor Joseph Obi will not be able to Change Your Venue at a much later date : So you must be 100% sure of your Choice of Venue ; right from the Application Stage.

Alternative Medicine : : Train to become a (Fully-Qualified) Alternative Medicine Doctor | Lawfully set up your very own Alternative Medicine Clinic.

Alternative Medicine Visionary , Professor Joseph Obi , will soon be taking on Clinical Apprentices , for placements in his Northern Ireland Alternative Medicine Network.

All Interested Applicants must obtain Private Funding for these positions ; as Professor Obi has voluntarily opted out of National Apprenticeships Schemes.

Long Term Unemployed Candidates will be recruited from both Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

Typical Apprenticeships essentially last for a basic period of 12 Lunar Months ; and will hopefully culminate in a wide range of Lucrative Self-Employment Initiatives

Professor Joseph Obi can easily be contacted by clicking on this Link.


Thank You.

Black British Politics : Major UK Political Parties Given Political Ultimatum !

Leaders of all Major UK Political Parties are hereby publicly informed that it is the General Feeling that Most Black UK Voters will no longer be appropriately inclined to endorse any Political Party which does not have at least 3 Black (or Ethnic Minority) Senior Cabinet (or Senior Shadow Cabinet) Ministers within it's Front-Bench Parliamentary Hierachy.

Please note that this figure-of-three does not include Junior Ministerial Posts like Attorney-General and Minister-of-State.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi

Executive Chairman of the UK Diversity Caucus

Black British Politicians remain silent on Tony Blair's EU Presidency Bid .

We are exceedingly interested to note that Downing Street is said to be very angry (indeed) that no Top Black British Politicians (of Substance , from any Ethnic Minority Political Organization whatsoever) have publicly come out to fiercely endorse the Candidacy of Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair - for the Job of President of Europe.

Can those who seriously want to see Tony Blair get the Job please kindly speak up ?

Black British Politician Joseph Obi publicly disowns Tony Blair EU Job Bid

It is announced that Black British Politician Joseph Obi will not be endorsing the Candidacy of Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair - for the Job of President of the Council of Europe.

Black Voters : What the Hell do Black Voters Really (Really , Really) Want ?

Million Dollar Question : What do Black Voters really (really ,really) want ?

Trillion Dollar Answer : R E S P E C T

Black Vote : Spot The Difference : Quiz 1 | Joseph Obi | Malcolm X | Martin Luther King | Nelson Mandela | Is Black History about to Repeat Itself ?

Black Vote : Quiz 1 : Spot the Difference:
Joseph Obi v Malcolm X v Martin Luther King v Nelson Mandela

UK Black Voters : Racist Biscuit Scandal or Simple Humour ? : You Decide !

UK Black Voters : Have Your Say :

Racist Chocolate Biscuit Scandal or Simple Humour ? : You Decide !

Click Here for the Back-Story . . .

Black UK Voters express Huge Horror at Racist Chocolate Biscuit Scandal !

We have just been informed that a Substantial Number of Black UK Voters have officially called on the BBC to thoroughly investigate an Allegedly Racist 'Slip-of-the-Tongue' which was affectionately made by a White TV Presenter against Top Black Labour Party Politician Diane Abbot MP.

It is alleged that the Highly Experienced White Presenter actually called the absolutely delectable Miss Abbott a CHOCOLATE HOBNOB BISCUIT - on Live (National) TV !!!

Further Sumptuous Details will be expediently released quite shortly - as we now understand that the BBC has now Formally Suspended the Affected TV Show altogether . . .

Black British Prime Minister : Adam Afriyie MP : The Political Contender

Black British Prime Minister : The Only Serious Political Contender (at Present) :

Multi-Millionaire Adam Afriyie MP

Adam Afriyie MP (UK Conservative Party) : Shadow Cabinet Secretary for Innovation and Skills

Chikelue : What on Earth does a (Jaw-Breaking) Name like that Mean ?

The Precise English Language Translation of the name Chikelue is said to be fundamentally synonymous with the term Equality.

That is why Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is also affectionately (and quite commonly) known as either Doctor Equality or Dr Diversity.

. . . End of (Jaw-Breaking) Linguistics Lecture . . .

Black UK Prime Minister : Diane Abbott cheekily takes over Downing Street !

We are reliably informed that the (No-Nonsense) Back-Bench Labour MP Diane Abbott was (recently) so fed up with the Profound Lack of Black Cabinet Ministers in Gordon Brown's Labour Government that she boldly took matters into her very own hands - and temporarily appointed herself the First-Ever , Black UK Prime Minister - comprehensively supported by a Highly Enthusiastic Cabinet made up wholely of Ethnic Minority Members.

Unfortunately , (claims our Highly Impeccable Downing Street Gossip Source) , the Horrifically-Mortified British Establishment only allowed them to cheekily pose in front of the Downing Street Publicity Cameras for just under 9 (and a half) minutes - before speedily escorting them away from the Hallowed UK Government Cabinet Chamber and Thoroughly Fumigating every Nook and Cranny of the Place . . .

Black Politics Update : Top Asian Labour Party MP ferociously attacks UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown over his profound lack of 'Cabinet-Black' !

" Gordon , where are your Black Cabinet Ministers ? "

A Top Asian MP has questioned the lack of diversity and ethnic representation in Gordon Brown's Cabinet.


During a hearing of Conference on Representation, 38-year-old Parmjit Dhanda, a member of the House of Commons Committee, pointed out that before Brown became Prime Minister two years ago there were two ethnic minority members of the Cabinet.

"There are none now, yet there are four white, Scottish men. Do you think this an acceptable state of affairs?" Dhanda asked during the hearing.

Further Details on Huge Political Cat-Fight are deliciously coming soon . . .

Black UK Vote : Become an Election Candidate for a Tiny UK Political Party : 20000 Minority Aspirants are seriously required over the next 20 Years

NewsFlash : Black UK Vote

It has just been reported that there are currently 20000 (Twenty Thousand) Political Candidate Vacancies (with Tiny UK Political Parties) which are ready to be allocated to Ethnic Minority Citizens over the next 20 years.

These Opportunities would definitely suit those Grassroots Political Aspirants who firmly wish to fiercely rebel against the Major Political Parties - and boldly take their chances.

Most of the Vacancies are at Local Government Councillor Level ; while the rest are at Parliamentary (and or Regional Assembly) Level throughout the United Kingdom and Europe.

Interested (Statutorily Eligible) Election Candidates must be able to Personally Fund their own Political Campaigns - and will also be required to satisfactorily pass an Online (3 Month) Intensive Political Grooming Course which costs a (Non-Refundable) Fee of £999 (Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine GBP).

Those wishing to contest in Highly Competitive areas like London , Birmingham , Liverpool , Leeds , Sheffield , Leicester , Belfast , Cardiff , Manchester , Sunderland and Glasgow must apply early - as all places will be duly zoned in the precise order in which the Candidates Registered.

Kindly send your Full CV and a Short Personal Statement (together with a List of 3 Preferred Candidacy Locations plus a Scanned Copy of your Passport) via email directly to ukdc.org@live.com

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi orders British Diversity Caucus to change it's name to the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC) | Northern Ireland firmly joins the UKDC

It is announced that the Executive Chairman of the British Diversity Caucus (BDC) , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has ordered the immediate change of name of the Organization.

Henceforth , the BDC will officially be known as the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC).

Professor Obi was strongly advised to urgently change the BDC's name after a group of Top Northern Irish Politicians officially alerted him to the Fundamental Political Fact that Northern Ireland is not part of Great Britain.

However , Northern Ireland still politically remains part of the United Kingdom.

Professor Joseph Obi is scheduled to visit Northern Ireland in December 2009 ; on a 12 Week (Fact-Finding) Mission.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Musical Interlude 2 : " Give Griffin A Hug "

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Musical Interlude 2 : " Give Griffin A Hug "

" It is not the (Disavowed) Overt Racism of the British National Party which is solely causing Huge Amounts of Lethal Racial Tension within the United Kingdom.

The Persistent Covert Racism of the Major UK Political Parties (and the Pinnacle UK Establishment) is equally culpable too . . .

That is why there is always far much more Heartfelt Joy (within the National Polity) when one (Alleged) Morbidly Overt Racist publicly repents of his Assumed Crimes - than when Twenty Dozen Undercover Racists savagely brutalize his Noble Epiphany. "

Joseph Chikelue Obi : The Triumphant Return of the Political Grand Master.

We can confirm that Controversial Black British Civil Rights Activist , Joseph Chikelue Obi, is soon set to launch an Online Racial Healing Initiative which will hopefully change the current face of UK Politics.

Further Details will be released shortly.

Dr Joseph Chikelue (RIP) is not related to Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi (A & K) . . .

* INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE FROM DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI *


I have just been extremely privileged to read yet another exceedingly tragic piece of internet news relating to the purported 'death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue .

Please kindly note that Chikelue is actually one of my forenames - not my Surname.


Thank You and Very Best Wishes,

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi (Alive . . . and Kicking)

* END OF PRESS RELEASE *

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : "Nick Griffin did Fabulously Well on BBC Question Time" | "He was Warm , Firm and Remorseful" | " Let the Revolution Begin "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : BBC Question Time : The Great BNP Debate : Official Comment

" I personally think that Nick Griffin did Fabulously Well on this particular occasion - judging by the Mammoth Circumstances which were unfairly stacked against his favour.

That being said , in my exceedingly humble opinion , BNP Leader Griffin was Warm , Humble , Firm , Candid and Remorseful.

What the BNP really needs to do right now is to Urgently Put it's Wonderful Words into Action - and formidably flood all Future UK and European Elections with Countless Dozens of Black , Asian , LGBT , Islamic , Jewish , Caucasian and Disabled (BNP) Candidates. "

Doctor Chikelue Joseph Obi : Musical Interlude 1 : " Political Breathing "

Doctor Chikelue Joseph Obi : Musical Interlude 1 : Political Breathing Exercise

Breathe . . . Breathe . . .

Breathe . . . Breathe . . .

Breathe . . . Breathe . . .

Breathe . . . Breathe . . .

Repeat the whole cycle again - till Full Satisfaction (and Fulfilment) is duly obtained.

Dr Chikelue Joseph Obi tactfully (and diplomatically) postpones his overdue 'BBC Question Time' Victory Speech - Till 'Sometime This Weekend' . . .

We have just been informed that the Inaugural Chairman of the British Diversity Caucus , Dr Chikelue Joseph Obi , will now be intentially delaying his (overdue) Public Press Statement concerning the BBC Trust's recent decision relating to the BNP's Appearance on BBC Question Time.

We sincerely hope to comprehensively hear from Doctor Chikelue Obi - sometime this Weekend (or so).

Thank You.

Chikelue Joseph Obi set to publicly comment on Latest BBC Decision concerning the British National Party Leader Nick Griffin MEP.

This is confirm that the Inaugural Chairman of the British Diversity Caucus , Chikelue Joseph Obi , has just received information that the BBC Trust has unanimously thrown out the Statutory Appeal tendered by Peter Hain against the BBC's Decision to ethically allow BNP Leader Nick Griffin the due opportunity to publicly (and comprehensively) explain his Fundamental Political Vision on BBC Question Time.

A Detailed Press Statement will (hopefully) follow Shortly.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi firmly rebukes 'Tory Generals Quartet' | BDC Chief commends BNP Leader Nick Griffin for boldly Defending Himself . . .

Recently-Appointed Chairman of the British Diversity Caucus , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has firmly rebuked a Quartet of Top British Generals over their Concerted Attack on the British National Party.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , Professor Obi Said :

" The BDC wishes to personally express it's full support concerning the brave (and bold) manner which BNP Leader Nick Griffin publicly savaged an Utterly Hypocritical Quartet of Politically-Sponsored Generals - Many of whom are Military Extremists of the Most Reprehensible and Repulsive Kind.

We also find it exceptionally amazing that these Racist (and 'Two-Faced') Generals still have Gumption Enough to brazenly show their (Blood-Thirsty) Faces at this particular (extremely delicate) moment in time - despite all of the Mass Military Genocide which they have previously (and Unlawfully) Sanctioned in Iraq , Afghanistan and many other Foreign Places.

To this effect , we would like to designate tomorrow (the 21st Day of October 2009) a National Day of Fervent Private Prayers for all of our Beloved Military Troops abroad ; as it would now sadly appear that they have since been ruthlessly sent abroad on Exceedingly Deadly Missions - by an Utterly Hapless (and Hopeless) Group of Shameless (and Cowardly) Top-Brass Political Generals. "

* Racism in the British Army : Case 1 : Army offers former soldier pounds 10,000 to drop Race Tribunal Claim (Source : The Independent).

THE BRITISH ARMY has offered a former soldier pounds 10,000 to prevent him from becoming the first serviceman to use the civil courts to bring a claim for racial discrimination.

Nasar Khan, 34, a former Lance Bombardier with the Royal Artillery, who helped to interrogate Iraqi prisoners during the Gulf War, has refused the offer, which he described as paltry. His case will now be heard by an employment tribunal next month.

The former soldier claims racial and religious discrimination spanning a 10-year career in the Royal Artillery, beginning in 1989. During that period, he claims, he was forced to endure taunts such as "Muslim shite", "raghead" and "black bastard", and ordered to do menial work in front of his subordinates.

In June last year a civil tribunal decided that Mr Khan's claim could be heard by an employment tribunal under the Armed Forces Act. The Act, which came into effect in October 1997, gives military personnel the same employment rights as civilian workers.

Mr Khan, who is married with three children, has accused the Army of hypocrisy in trying to prevent his action from coming before a civilian court.

The Army's internal Equal Opportunities Investigative Team completed its own inquiry into Mr Khan's complaint in July. The former soldier claimed it had found enough witnesses to support his claims that he was subjected to frequent racial abuse. His lawyers believe that the ongoing and protracted nature of the discrimination justifies compensation in the region of pounds 150,000.

In the Gulf War, Mr Khan's knowledge of Arabic, picked up during an earlier two-year stint with the French Foreign Legion, was used to interrogate Iraqi prisoners of war.

Mr Khan alleges that during this time he was taunted: "You're on the wrong side, you raghead, you should be in Pakistan." And when he applied to join the SAS, he said his application form was returned with the remark: "They don't take Pakis in the special forces."

Mr Khan said yesterday: "They don't want the truth to come out because they've got too much to lose. With what's happened in the last year concerning racism in the police and the fire service, they have got to be seen to be cleaning up their act as well."

A spokesman for the Ministry of Defence said that the case was a personal matter between them and the former soldier and would not comment.

The Khan case could seriously damage the Army's efforts to repackage itself as an ethnic-minority friendly employer. It recently launched an advertising campaign aimed at attracting recruits from different backgrounds.

Even Army rations now include provisions for soldiers who cannot eat certain foods for religious reasons. And the Army now recognises non-Christian religious holidays.

Despite these initiatives, black and Asian servicemen and women still make up only 1.1 per cent of the British armed forces.

* Racism in the British Army : Case 2 : Jamaican Soldier who was 'called Black Bastard' sues Army over 'Racist Hate Campaign' which left his Wife and Children in fear. (Source : Daily Mail ).

A Jamaican soldier who claims he suffered racial abuse at the hands of superior officers is suing the Army for £50,000.

Private Kerry Hylton said he was called a "black bastard" and other racist insults while serving at barracks in Birdcage Walk, near Buckingham Palace.

The 33-year-old also claims his wife and children were left in fear after locks at their married quarters were repeatedly super glued shut in a hate campaign.

Pte Hylton, of Woolwich, said the ordeal was forcing him to quit his £22,000-a-year post as a chef in the Welsh Guards and leave the Army next month.

He is suing the Ministry of Defence for race discrimination, harassment and victimisation.

Pte Hylton, who came to England to study in 2000, joined the Army's Royal Logistic Corps in April 2003. He trained as a chef and was a member of kitchen staff at barracks in Bicester.

In legal papers submitted to Central London employment tribunal, he claims that in March 2006 a racist lance corporal saw him and two other Jamaicans and asked: "Is this kitchen becoming a black kitchen."

On exercise in Wales, Pte Hylton disagreed with the same officer about a meal and was allegedly told, "Shut up, you black c***."

Pte Hylton said: "It made me feel really bad being spoken to like that. I had never been spoken to like that before I joined the British Army.

"He called me a n****r and other abusive terms on a regular basis ... He had said these things in the presence of other non-commissioned officers senior to him, who did nothing about it."

Pte Hylton also told how he was arrested by the Royal Military Police when he complained that an officer racially abused him and punched him.

The alleged super gluing incidents that frightened his wife Andrea and their children Kerry Ann, five, and André, four, led them to move out in January. The soldier said he had caught a sergeant super gluing their door but the culprit was never investigated.

He complained that superior officers nicknamed him "Paris Hilton", even though he had said he found it offensive as he considered the 27-year-old heiress a "white woman with a low reputation". However, superior officers continue to use the name in witness statements.

Pte Hylton said: "As a black Jamaican family we are just not accepted by the British Army."

The Ministry of Defence denies the allegations and is vigorously contesting the claim, to be heard next month.

Pte Hylton's solicitor wrote to Prince Charles, Colonel of the Welsh Guards, urging him to quit after letters detailing the abuse claims went unanswered. Clarence House declined to comment.

* Racism in the British Army : Case 3 : Spokesman for the British Army Rumour Service Website admits Racism and Sexism are still big problems in the Armed Forces : ( Source : Personnel Today via ARRSE : The British Army Rumour Service)

Sexism and racism remain "significant issues" in the Armed Forces, according to a representative of the website responsible for hosting lewd online discussions.

A spokesman for the British Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) website said the problems stemmed from the recruitment of Forces members from deprived areas.

The Ministry of Defence (MoD) last week distanced itself from graphic discussions on the website about how to treat women at training barracks. It said ARRSE was an independent website and was not exclusively used by services personnel.

But in an e-mail to Personnel Today on behalf of the website, someone calling themselves 'Bad Commanding Officer' conceded that discrimination was a major problem in the Armed Forces.

"The Army is an organisation that recruits from some of the most deprived areas of our society," he said. "The young people who come from these backgrounds have often been failed by their parents, the educational system and society. I have no doubt that both sexism and racism remain significant issues, both in deprived areas of the country and in our Armed Forces."

The Commons defence committee warned in December last year that sexual harassment had reached "alarming levels" in military ranks. And the MoD presented findings to the Equal Opportunities Commission (EOC) last month as part of a three-year plan to combat the problem.

However, the EOC said that it would not be commenting on the ministry's progress until June 2008.

Last week, Conservative Party leader David Cameron sacked homeland security spokesman Patrick Mercer after he said that some ethnic minority soldiers used racism as a "cover" for idleness.

* Racism in the British Army : Case 4 : Commonwealth Soldiers form union to combat Army 'Racism'. (Source : The Times)

Soldiers from former British colonies are to form a trade union to fight racism within the Army, amid allegations of rising discrimination being ignored by military top-brass.

The British Commonwealth Soldiers' Union will be prohibited by Armed Forces rules from going on strike or negotiating over pay but will give advice to its members about their dilemmas or concerns, its founder said today.

Moves to form the new body come after allegations of racist abuse directed against soldiers from the 53 Commonwealth countries, the number of whom have spiralled from 435 in 2000 to around 6,000 today as the Ministry of Defence struggled with home-grown recruitment. Most of the Commonwealth recruits come from Fiji.

Speaking this morning, Belize-born Marlon Clancy, who joined the Army in 1999, said that, on one occasion, he had been attacked in his barracks by other soldiers dressed as members of the Ku Klux Klan.

"They were saying they were going to take the 'nigger' to burn. That black people never used to have rights, they shouldn't have rights now," he was quoted as saying by the BBC.

Mr Clancy, still a serving soldier, said nothing ever came of his complaints.

"Because I made the complaint I was further victimised," he added.

"As a serving soldier myself, personally, I have gone through the chain of command time and time again within the seven-and-a-half years I have been in the Army and time and time again the chain of command have failed me."

A Jamaican-born soldier, who was identified only by his first name Wayne, said he faced regular racist abuse from non-commissioned, and even senior, officers.

“You’re niggers. You come over here and take all the married quarters and taking up the space in the country...You need to go back to your country,” the soldier said.

His wife described him as a broken man and complained she had suffered similar abuse as she lived in quarters provided for them.

However, in a robust statement to Times Online, the MoD claimed there was "absolutely no evidence" of systematic racism within the British Army, and said its own procedures were in place to combat the problem when it arose.

"There is absolutely no evidence to support allegations of endemic racism in the Army – last year there were 26 complaints," a spokesman said.

"We investigate all substantive allegations of racism and would encourage anyone who has experience inappropriate behaviour to come forward.

"The Army goes to great lengths to ensure that all soldiers, irrespective of their race or ethnic origin have given the opportunity to fulfil their full potential.

"We are very conscious of the additional challenges faced by Commonwealth soldiers and their families.

"This is why we have put in place special provisions including leave arrangements that allow Commonwealth soldiers to return to their home countries."

* Racism in the British Army : Case 5 : How the British Army Secretly (and Unlawfully) Restricted Ethnic Minority Recruits for Many Decades. - (Source : BBC)

The British Army secretly restricted the number of recruits from ethnic minorities for 20 years, newly released official documents show.

From 1957 Army medical officers were instructed to note all new recruits with "Asiatic or Negroid features".

The data were used to limit the number of "non-white" troops in the Army.

The secret system was uncovered after about 50,000 government files were made public on the first working day of the Freedom of Information Act.

The Ministry of Defence (MoD) says the report "does not reflect the current situation" within the armed forces.

Many of the government papers had been kept hidden from the public for decades under the 30-year rule.

But under the Act, implemented on 1 January, the public gains the right to see documents held by more than 100,000 bodies.

The army's recruiting system was even kept secret from government ministers and official race monitors, the documents released under the Freedom of Information Act show.

It appears from the documents, released to the National Archives, that the information was used to limit the number of ethnic minority troops, designated "D factor" personnel.

Medical officers were given considerable latitude in deciding who was classified as "D factor" or non-white. It could even include people of Mediterranean appearance or a "swarthy Frenchman", according to the documents.

The system was outlined in a confidential briefing paper, written for the Adjutant General of the Army in 1972.

"Officially, we state that we do not keep statistics of coloured soldiers," it says.

"In fact, we do have a record, resulting from the description put on the attestation paper by the medical officer, of the features of the recruit.

"At Manning and Record offices, a broad division is drawn between north European and all others, and punch cards for the latter are punched in such a way they can be identified if required."

It added: "The determination of the characteristics is at the discretion of various medical officers, and could include Chinamen, Maltese or even swarthy Frenchmen."

The system was supposed to help the Army ensure its quota restrictions on non-Europeans was adhered to.

In February 1974, Denis Brennan in the Adjutant General's office said the way the Army recorded colour was "complex".

He said: "We do not feel it would be appropriate to mention it to ministers."

The Army chose to lie when asked for a breakdown of serving coloured officers by the Institute of Race Relations in 1972. The Army had agonised over what to do for nine months.

The Institute was told by the Army it did not keep such data. In fact, the Army's "D factor" data showed how few non-white personnel there were.

There was only one non-white soldier in the Royal Military Police and one in the Intelligence Corps.

Defence Secretary Denis Healey had referred to "the unsatisfactory situation with regard to strengths of coloured men in certain Army regiments" in 1968.

By the mid 1970s, officials noted "the matter seems to have died".


When challenged, the Army would always highlight the numbers of non-white soldiers in its sports teams.

There were reports of fighting between black and white soldiers in the Queen's Division in 1975.

However, government ministers were assured: "There are members of the coloured community in every branch of the services."

An MoD spokesman said the Army now took ethnic minority recruitment very seriously.

"We strive to employ the best recruits irrespective of their ethnic backgrounds," he said.

The Army fully complied with equal opportunities legislation and had an "excellent relationship" with the Commission for Racial Equality, the spokesman added.

*** Important Question from Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi :

Can someone (out there) please kindly tell me whether any of these 'Tory Generals' still have the Moral Justification to describe anyone else as being either Racist or Extremist ? ***

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : " All of the Major UK Political Parties are Racist , Bigoted and Sexist" | " The Electorate must enforce Due Discipline."

PROFESSOR THE RT HON DOCTOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI FRCAM(DUBLIN)
INAUGURAL EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN OF THE BRITISH DIVERSITY CAUCUS (BDC)


*PRESS STATEMENT CONCERNING THE ONGOING UK PARLIAMENTARY SPEAKER'S CONFERENCE ON DIVERSITY.*

" I am exceedingly saddened to note that None of the Major Political Parties within the United Kingdom has a Parliamentary Representation Structure which fairly reflects the Unique (Socio-Culturo-Political) Diversity of our Profoundly Great (and Robustly Noble) Nation.

To this effect, I would ethically advise all Well-Meaning UK Citizens to temporarily abandon these Major Political Parties - until such a time when their Parliamentary Representation Structure closely matches that of the Fundamental National Character of this (Very Same) Rainbow Country which they bullishly claim to Legislate For."

* END OF PRESS STATEMENT *

Joseph Chikelue Obi | " The Parliamentary Speakers Conference on Diversity is an Utterly Useless Political Talking Shop." | "We Need More Black MP's."

It is announced that the Inaugural Chairman of the British Diversity Caucus , Joseph Chikelue Obi , is scheduled to make a (Hard-Hitting) Public Statement concerning the ongoing Parliamentary Speaker's Conference on Diversity .

Dr Chikelue Obi is said to be exceedingly concerned that less than 2% of Current UK (Westminster) Parliamentarians actually come from Ethnic Minority Backgrounds - despite the fact that thereabouts 10% of the United Kingdom's Population explicitly have Ethnic Minority Origins.

Professor Obi is also exceedingly alarmed that there are still not an Acceptable Proportionate Number of Female Members of Parliament at Westiminster .

He also candidly expresses his profound concern at the Comprehensively Glaring Lack of Disabled Parliamentarians ; together with those from the LGBT Sections of Society.

Further details will be released within the next 24 hours.

Joseph Chikelue Obi cautions Peter Hain | BDC Chief politely advises the UK Welsh Secretary to 'Stop Racially Inflaming the National Polity' . . .

Newly-Appointed Chairman of the British Diversity Caucus , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised Labour Party Welsh Secretary Peter Hain to immediately desist from 'Racially Inflaming the National Polity.'

Speaking barely 24 Hours after his Inauguration , Professor Chikelue Obi categorically called the Former Anti-Apartheid Campaigner to due order , saying :


" I would like to make it abundantly (and fundamentally) clear , that the British Diversity Caucus does not currently endorse any of the exceedingly ill-advised comments which were made about the British National Party - by Mr Peter Hain MP.

We therefore (publicly and politely) call on Secretary Hain to immediately desist from Racially Inflaming the National Polity.


In the interim , we would like to duly congratulate the British Public for all of its wonderful support so far.

Times are changing very (very) fast indeed - and all of us in the business of Grassroots Racial Healing must comprehensively realize that the only way forward is via Mutual Respect and Dialogue - rather than Utterly Shameless (and Self-Serving) Political Bitchery. "

UK Election Candidates Update : Two Thirds Of Britons Support BNP Leader Nick Griffin's Appearance On The BBC's Political Question Time Programme

Voters 'back BBC' on BNP invitation : Source - The UK Press Association (UKPA)

It has just been confirmed that most UK voters now think the BBC was right to invite the far-right British National Party Leader Nick Griffin to appear on its Question Time programme, a poll shows.


His inclusion, which the BBC says is based on obligations resulting from the party's success in winning two seats in European Parliament Elections this year, has sparked fierce controversy.


Anti-fascist campaigners plan to stage a protest against Mr Griffin's presence on the show at the BBC's Television Centre in west London when it is filmed on Thursday.


But the YouGov Survey for the Sunday Times found the public backed the invitation by 63% to 23%.


Justice Secretary Jack Straw will engage the BNP Leader in the televised debate after Labour reviewed its long-standing approach of refusing to share a platform with the party.


Black Writer Bonnie Greer will also take part as well as Liberal Democrat Home Affairs Spokesman Chris Huhne.


YouGov interviewed a representative sample of 2,025 voters, across Britain, online, on October 15-16.

Streatham Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi Heads Straight For Belfast | British Diversity Caucus Leader To Spend 12 Weeks In Northern Irish Battle Zone

Formidable Streatham Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi , is provisionally scheduled to officially arrive in Belfast , (Northern Ireland) , during the very first week of December 2009 - to urgently commence his Political Racism Assessment Tour ; under the auspices of the British Diversity Caucus .

Professor Chikelue Obi is anticipated to remain in the Province for at least 12 Working Weeks - before subsequently proceeding to Scotland, Wales and England - where his Team will be stationed for Equally Substantial Periods of Time.


Further Political Information will be ethically released , in due Season.

Streatham Politician Dr Joseph Obi to commence Nationwide Political Racism Assessment Tour . . .

It is warmly announced that the (Newly-Elected) Chairman of the British Diversity Caucus - Streatham Politician Dr Joseph Obi , is soon to formally proceed on a Comprehensive Political Tour around the United Kingdom ; with the Ultimate View of Personally Assessing the Magnitude of Racial Problems which is currently plaguing the Nation.

Further Details (and Updates) will be appropriately released in due course.

Streatham Politician Joseph Obi unanimously elected to Lead the British Diversity Caucus (BDC) . . .

It is announced that Streatham Politician Joseph Obi has just been unanimously elected to Head a Brand New Political Organization called the British Diversity Caucus (BDC).

The fundamental role of the BDC will be to Ethically Laise with the British National Party (together with other Similar Nationalist Entities) ; with the Ultimate Aim of Politically Healing all forms of Racism and Discrimination .

Further details will be released shortly.

UK Black Vote : British National Party (BNP) attempts to forge Ethnic Minority Links : Top Asian Journalist Barnie Choudhury Interviews Nick Griffin.

Source : BBC Social Affairs Reporter : Barnie Choudhury - An Ethnic Minority Journalist who Actually Interviewed BNP Leader Nick Griffin MEP .


The British National Party has told the Today programme that it has made a huge shift in policy towards ethnic minorities.

I met Nick Griffin, the leader of the British National Party, last May.

It was Bank Holiday Monday and I had been up the entire evening covering and witnessing the second night of riots in Oldham.

An opportunity to meet, what the Anti-Nazi League would describe as the Devil Incarnate, was not to be missed. The surprising thing is that this former Cambridge educated convict has no horns - visible anyway.

I half expected, half hoped, given his past he would not want to be interviewed by an ethnic minority.

But he was polite and statesmanlike, a real politician in the making. Booted and suited he was the antithesis of the right-wing thug. He even asked whether he could shake my hand afterwards.

This got me thinking. Is the BNP really shifting its attitude towards ethnic minorities?

Certainly forced repatriation of immigrants and their families is no longer party policy . If you want to go home, Mr. Griffin says, we will help you to go back. But if you want to stay you must obey our laws.

Then another subtle shift. He was no longer denouncing "Asians" or "West Indians".

"There's Hindus in Oldham who've been burned out of their homes (sic). There's West Indians who've been pushed out as well (sic). This is not an Asian problem...this is a Muslim problem." he stated publicly.

Weeks later I was in Bradford having breakfast with Hasmukh Shah. Mr. Shah is a very influential man. He's one of twelve International Trustees for the World Council of Hindus. His organisation reckons it has the support of three quarters of the ONE POINT TWO MILLION Hindus in this country.

As I was leaving Mr. Shah told me the BNP had been in touch with him. My news nose began to twitch furiously. I asked him to keep me updated.

Not that there was any connection, but that night Bradford exploded in violence. It was the worst the city has seen in recent times.

I stood in the middle of Manningham as the missiles and petrol bombs flew past over head wondering whether this was any way for a grown man to make a living.

In the past Mr. Shah has been a fierce critic of, what he describes as, a minority of young Muslim thugs. But on Thursday the twelfth of July even he was surprised to see the leader of the BNP walk into his Bradford office:

HS: He asked whether I would, as a representative of the World Council of Hindus, be prepared to issue a statement with him. At that point I clearly said I would not be a part to any statement he would give.

BC: How much do you believe he was trying to get you to sign up to condemning Muslims?

HS: Well that's the only purpose I can think of his coming to see me, no other reason.

But the BNP leader denies he has ever met Mr. Shah:

"It's logical and had I known about Mr. Shah, it's probably something I would have gone and done," he told me "We took the decision on the eighth of July that no senior member of the BNP would be in Bradford because the situation was so tense. We didn't want to get accused of being there to stir up trouble. So I definitely wouldn't have been there."

Hasmukh Shah, says he has no reason to lie about meeting Nick Griffin.

Mr. Griffin is clear about one thing. He would encourage a meeting with Mr. Shah to forge closer links - something the Hindu leader will never entertain:

"We ourselves do not subscribe to any part of the BNP philosophy and we ourselves want to crush the ugly head of racism in the form of the BNP."

But here is the rub. The British National Party policy towards ethnic minorities has undergone an almost Paul type Road to Damascus conversion.

Mr. Griffin says the dream of an all white Britain is no longer feasible. Indeed "getting everybody out is neither humane nor practical or going to happen". Britain needs to make the best of a bad job and that means talking to groups who might think they're poles apart from the BNP. Is this for real?

NG: I've had quite a lot of conversation and discussion with a member of the Sikh community down in Southall. And although we may disagree with some things we found we have a great deal in common and were able to exchange a great deal of information about the problems our people and their people have had with Muslim extremists.

BC: You've met this person in Southall?

NG: No, we've discussed at length over the phone. We've got a meeting tentatively arranged for the tail end of the month but no more than that.

Hasmukh Shah is adamant he will not support or share a public platform with the BNP. But he has a warning for Muslim communities: "This is clearly a warning to the Muslim leadership that they should take full responsibility of the behaviour of the youths otherwise the BNP will come again and again and again."

Anti-racism campaigners are concerned about this latest move. They are urging Sikhs and Hindus to avoid jumping into bed with the BNP. After all, they say, demonising a community leads to bloodshed. Just look at what happened to six million Jews.

Black Vote UK : British National Party (BNP) Popularity Sharply Surges Among Black Britons : UK Major Political Parties Accused Of Endless Disrespect.

It is reported the the popularity of the British National Party within the UK Black Community is currently facing a Massive Political Surge .

This represents a Major Quantum Shift in the Political Dynamics of the UK - as it currently seems that many Black Britons have now reached the stage where they feel totally fed up with the highly patronising manner in which they have historically been used as (Highly-Dispensable) Political Pawns by the Main Political Parties.

Further Online Reports concerning the UK Black Vote are due to be released shortly.

Professor Joseph Obi sensationally offers to permanently assist the British National Party (BNP) to comprehensively heal it's Huge Racial Problems.

It is widely being reported that Britain's Most Controversial Black Anti-Racism Campaigner, Professor Joseph Obi , has privately congratulated BNP Leader Nick Griffin on his highly momentous decision to allow 'Non-White' UK Citizens to freely join the British National Party.

Further unsubstantiated rumours even go as far as claiming that Professor Obi has also promised to ethically assist the BNP to (sensationally) reinvent itself politically as a Mainstream UK Party where Racism will no longer be tolerated.

In return for his services, it is widely believed that the BNP could hopefully allocate anything up to 30% (thirty percent) of it's Election Candidate Seats to Local Ethnic Minority Politicians during All Future General Elections.

At the time of this exceedingly short online report , an official spokesperson for Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi was unavailable for comment.

Further amazing details are set to be posted in due course.

Dr Joseph Obi defends Stephen Amos : Says Ethnic Minorities should strongly consider Joining the British National Party (BNP) 'En Masse' . . .

Dr Joseph Obi has today boldly defended Black British Entertainer Stephen Amos in the Ongoing National Debate as to whether 'Non-White' UK Citizens should apply for Membership of the British National Party - in the light of the BNP's recent agreement to open Party Membership to 'Non-Whites'.


Speaking quite candidly on the issue , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi bluntly said :

" I think that Stephen Amos definitely has the right approach to this particular scenario ; and I warmly encourage all Ethnic Minority Citizens to strongly consider tactfully accepting Stephen's suggestion that they seriously consider immediately joining the membership of the British National Party (en masse) - without any further delay. "

FULL STATEMENT FROM STEPHEN AMOS :

I would love the opportunity to join the British National Party – and set up a new wing.

My first policy as the party's newest member would be to divide and conquer the current leadership and its manifesto.

I would back Frank Bruno for leader (The man is a British heavyweight and has plenty of experience of pantomime, so who better?).Everyone likes Bruno, particularly The Sun, so perhaps they would consider backing us at the election.

This removal of the BNP's "whites-only" policy from its constitution – the very backbone of the party – is going to have a devastating effect. And there's the threat of a potentially strong and organised campaign to get black people in the party, to infiltrate it.

A concerted campaign could, I think, raise the kind of support necessary to succeed in changing the party. Most important is that it would take all manner of like-minded people to do it, regardless of their race. Who knows? It may be the shot in the arm our political system needs. A truly representative British National Party to show the current lot how it is done.

I believe it is within my power to do this. If Barack Obama can win votes in the Deep South, why can't I in this country? I can do what he has done, plus I have jokes, so I'm on to a winner.

Who knows, if I manage it, they may give me the Nobel Peace Prize.

Joseph Obi asks Ethnic Minorities not to participate in any Future Orchestrated Physical (and Verbal) attacks against the British National Party . . .

Top Black British Politician , Joseph Obi , has publicly called upon Ethnic Minorities not to participate in any further Physical Attacks on Mr Nick Griffin MEP , the Highly Controversial Leader of the British National Party .


Speaking during a very short telephone conversation , the Eminent Human Rights Crusader (and Anti-Racism Activist) firmly averred :

" Everyone has the right to be heard - most especially those at the exceedingly extreme fringes of Political Society.

In my exceptionally humble view , I do not personally think that Nick Griffin is as dangerous as many of his Rabid Political Critics would fervently want us to believe.

What we fundamentally need to do right now is to patiently give him the unlimited chance to speak - so that we can all decisively make up our minds as to what he precisely stands for.

I therefore humbly call upon all Ethnic Minority Citizens not to participate in any further Physical Attacks on Mr Griffin until we have all had a chance to hear the (Full) A to Z of everything which he really has to say - most especially in his current Statutory Capacity as a Duly Elected Member of the European Parliament with an Approximate Grassroots Electoral Base of thereabouts 2 Million Mature UK Voters.

There are Far Much More Lethal Secret Racists (and Under-Cover Fascists) who are gleefully serving within the (Present) Obliviously Corrupt Establishment of the United Kingdom - So it is not (in any way) lawfully fair (or humane) to simply just single out Poor Mr Griffin for such utterly despicable Mob Action."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi to contest for a European Parliamentary Seat .

* Political Press Statement *

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has publicly declared his profound personal interest in formidably contesting as a Substantive MEP Candidate ; during the Next European Parliamentary Election.

* End of Political Press Statement *

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Streatham's Toughest 'Battle-Axe' : 40 Years of Mischief

On behalf of the UK Politics Blog Team, we would like to publicly wish Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , a Very Happy Extended 40th Birthday Celebration.

Since we all know that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Life-Long Fan of Musical Megastars Whitney Houston , John Legend , Mariah Carey , Ella Fitzgerald and Luciano Pavarotti ; we have unashamedly decided to let the Top Celebrities (Themselves) do the Honours - on this particular occasion.

Happy Birthday , Sir !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " We Must Never (Ever , Ever) allow the United Kingdom Labour Party to Wrecklessly Succeed in Destroying Streatham."

Top Streatham Politician , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised all Prospective Parliamentary Candidates for the Streatham Constituency to comprehensively concentrate a lot of their Political Pledges around the Ultimate Completion of the (Quarter-of-a-Billion-Dollar) Streatham Hub Regeneration Project.

Speaking during a Recent Phone Conference , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi painfully lamented the Horrific State of Public Services Dilapidation within the Constituency ; and formidably promised to do everything within his power to ethically ensure that Keith Hill becomes the Last Labour Member of Parliament for Streatham for a very (very , very) long time indeed .



The Full Transcript of the Detailed Interview with Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is due to be serialized on Streatham Online . . . just before Christmas 2009.

Streatham Politics Blog uncovers Labour Party 'Baroness Smith of Redditch' Plot ! Expenses Scandal MP Jacqui Smith soon set to become a 'Lady' . . .

We are reliably informed that the UK's Top Streatham Politics Blog , Streatham Online , has just uncovered an Extremely Crafty Plot by the UK Labour Party to secretly elevate Former Labour Party Home Secretary Jacqui Smith to the House of Lords - in a desperate bid to save the Labour Party Marginal Parliamentary Seat of Redditch.

Please kindly continue to eagerly visit Streatham Online for further exceedingly juicy updates.

Thank You.

Streatham Political Blog defends Decision to publish Jacqui Smith Luxury Mansion Scandal Photographs . . .

Streatham's Most Formidable Political Blog , Streatham Online , is to firmly defend it's exceedingly brave decision to publish photographs of the Palatial Redditch Mansion which Former (UK Labour Party) Home Secretary Jacqui Smith adamantly claimed was her 'Second Home'.

It will be duly recalled that The Rt Hon Miss Jacqui Smith (Labour Party MP) boldly designated a relatively tiny little room in her Sister's London House as her 'Main Residence' - so that she could tactfully claim over £116000 in 'Second Home Allowances'.

A Full Public Statement concerning the issue will soon be released on the Streatham Online Blog.

Streatham Blog publishes Full Jacqui Smith Parliamentary Expenses Inquiry Report . . .

It is reported that a Top Streatham Blog has boldly published the direct government weblink to the Recent Parliamentary Investigation into the Expenses Scandal of Former (UK Labour Party) Home Secretary , Miss Jacqui Smith MP.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for the Full Report.

Streatham General Election Candidates jointly attack Lambeth Council over Failure to Swiftly Deliver the Streatham Hub Regeneration Project . . .

Streatham's Leading General Election Candidates (Rahoul Bhansali and Chris Nicholson) have both publicly attacked the (Labour Run) Lambeth Local Government Council - over it's Monumental Failure to attract Solid External Corporate Investment Plans for the (seriously delayed) Quarter-of a-Billion-Dollar Streatham Hub Regeneration Project.

Rahoul Bhansali (UK Conservative Party) : “I believe that Streatham is sadly being held back by Tired and Incompetent Labour Politicians ; both at Lambeth Council and in Gordon Brown’s Totally Disastrous Government.”

Chris Nicholson (UK Liberal Democrats): "Years of Labour dithering has meant that the Streatham Hub Project is now under threat. When Labour were elected to run Lambeth in 2006 the deal was on the verge of being signed and the new ice rink and leisure centre were due to be open by 2010. Now as a result of Labour's incompetence, the whole project is at risk. Once again, Labour are letting down Streatham."


Further updates will be released shortly.

Streatham Election Candidates : Tories Set To Do Battle With The Lib Dems.

According to Grassroots Streathamites , the following 2 Streatham Election Candidates are deemed to be Very Serious Contenders in the Upcoming UK Parliamentary Elections.

* Rahoul Bhansali : Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for Streatham (Conservative Party).

* Chris Nicholson : Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for Streatham (Liberal Democrats).

At the time of this UK Election Update, only 2 out of every 10 Sampled Streathamites , claimed that they would vote for the Labour Party Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for Streatham (Chuka Umunna).

Please note that this Update is for Information Purposes only.

Streatham Election Shocker : Labour Party Candidate Sensationally Ditched By Totally Unimpressed Streathamites . . .

The 2010 Streatham Election for it's Next Member of Parliament has just taken an exceedingly dramatic twist . . .

From all indications , it now seems to be a Die-Hard Race between the Streatham Liberal Democrats and the Streatham Conservatives.


Further Political Updates are sensationally coming soon . . .

Streatham Election Candidate Update : The Conservatives Head For Streatham .

We have just been informed that the UK Conservative Party is positively hoping to formidably reclaim Streatham at the Next General Election.

Streatham was historically a (Rock Solid) Conservative Party Constituency - (ab initio) - from it's Original Statutory Creation (just before the 1918 UK General Election) right up till the early 1990's.

The Conservative Party Candidate for the upcoming Streatham UK General Election is Rahoul Bhansali.


Further details will provided shortly.

Streatham Election Candidate Race Heats Up . . .

It is widely reported that the highly contentious race to become the next Member of Parliament for Streatham is now seriously heating up . . . as Streatham is now set to take Centre-Political-Stage in the upcoming UK Parliamentary Elections.

More details will be reported shortly.

UK General Election Candidate Bobby Sands defies the UK Establishment and successfully becomes a Member of Parliament ( * from his Prison Cell ! )

Despite his serving a fourteen year prison sentence at the time, Bobby Sands was elected as (Republican) Member of Parliament during the Fermanagh and South Tyrone by-election of 9th April 1981.

Although Mr Sands was legitimately elected as an MP ; he was fundamentally unable to swear the oath of allegiance or take up his seat due to his ongoing imprisonment.

Bobby Sands eventually died in Jail on the 5th of May 1981 ; so Parliament ultimately avoided having to decide whether to expel him or not.

However, his Election did lead to the passing of the Representation of the People Act 1981 which statutorily disqualified those serving more than one year in prison from standing as a Candidate during a UK General Election.

UK General Election Candidates : Current Eligibility Criteria

In basic terms, anybody who is a British, Commonwealth or Irish Republic Citizen can stand as a candidate in a British General Election provided that they are aged 21 or over.

However, eligibility is not quite as clear-cut as it may at first appear since there are in fact several categories of people who are disqualified from sitting in the House of Commons.

These categories are:

1. Members of the House of Lords

2. Clergy of the Church of England, Church of Scotland, Church of Ireland and the Roman Catholic Church

3. Undischarged bankrupts

4. Offenders who have been sentenced to more than one year of imprisonment

5. Persons convicted of corrupt practices at elections are disqualified from standing for 7 years

6. People holding offices listed in the House of Commons Disqualification Act 1975 since they must be politically impartial when carrying out their jobs. The included offices are:

* Senior Civil Servants
* Judges
* Ambassadors
* Members of the Regular Armed Forces
* Members of the Police Force
* Paid members of the boards of nationalised industries
* Government-Appointed Directors of Commercial Companies
* Directors of the Bank of England

Streatham Candidates Get Free Online 'Political Grooming' Lectures . . .

We are reliably informed that an Online Political Course for Prospective Parliamentary Election Candidates has just commenced on the Streatham Online Political Blog.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for Further Details.

Streatham Candidate Rahoul Bhansali Firmly Maintains His Interim Polls Lead .

According to Updated Interim Poll Results (as at Friday the 9th of October 2009) , if a UK Parliamentary General Election were to be held today , 3 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrat Candidate , 2 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party Candidate , while 5 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Candidate Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

UK Political System : How do you solve a problem like the Monarchy ?

The United Kingdom is a Constitutional Monarchy.

It has a Monarch (a King or a Queen) as its Head of State ; but the Monarch has very little Political Power and must statutorily reign with the support of Parliament - which consists of two chambers known as the House of Commons and the House of Lords.

To put it simply : The United Kingdom is technically a Parliamentary Democracy with a Constitutional Monarchy .

It may also be exceedingly interesting to note that while still being duly represented at the Top UK Parliament at Westminster , Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland additionally have their very own National Devolved Administrations ; while England (itself) does not currently have any National Devolved Administration (whatsoever).

UK Politics - An Exceedingly Brief Overview of the UK Political System.

The politics of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland takes place in the framework of a constitutional monarchy, in which the Monarch is head of state and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is the head of government.

Executive power is exercised by the UK government, the devolved governments of Scotland and Wales, and the Executive of Northern Ireland.

Legislative power is vested in both the government and the two chambers of Parliament, the House of Commons and the House of Lords, as well as in the Scottish parliament and Welsh and Northern Ireland assemblies.

The judiciary is independent of the executive and the legislature, though several senior judges are still members of the House of Lords, which is currently the highest court of the UK for civil cases and the highest court of England and Wales for criminal cases. In 2009 however, the judicial role of the House of Lords was scrapped under the Constitutional Reform Act 2005 ; and for the very first time in UK history there is now a Top Supreme Court.

The UK is a multi-party system and since the 1920s, the two largest political parties have been the Conservative Party and the Labour Party.

Though coalition and minority governments have been an occasional feature of parliamentary politics, the first-past-the-post electoral system used for general elections tends to maintain the dominance of these two parties, though each has in the past century relied upon a third party to deliver a working majority in Parliament.

The Liberal Democrats, a party formed by the merger of the former Liberal Party and Social Democratic Party in 1988, is the third largest party in the British parliament. It seeks a reform of the electoral system to address the disproportionate dominance of the two main parties that results from the current system.

Many other UK Political Parties lawfully exist ; on both a National and Regional Level.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Exclusive Facebook URL Update : Facebook.com/JosephChikelueObi

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Facebook has now kindly supplied Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi with his very own unique URL , which is as follows:

http://www.facebook.com/josephchikelueobi.

Anyone wishing to contact Professor Joseph Obi via Facebook should please calmly expect a baseline response time of anything up to 4 weeks ; due to unprecedented high demand.


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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Streatham was much better off under the Conservative Party "

Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Champion , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has (once again) publicly urged the People of Streatham to comprehensively kick out the Governing Labour Party from it's Streatham Parliamentary Seat.


Commenting in response to Political Questions from Local Ethnic Minority Leaders , Firebrand Streathamite Joseph Chikelue Obi said:

" Streatham was far much better under the Conservative Party . . . So I cannot but only hope (and pray) that Streatham is duly returned to the Tories at the Next UK General Election . "

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : " UK Labour Party Will Lose Streatham Parliamentary Seat. "

Eminent Black British Human Rights Activist, Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has cautiously predicted that the Conservative Party will sensationally reclaim Streatham Constituency during the Next Parliamentary General Election.


Speaking in response to an avalanche of Political Questions posed during a recent Social Event, the outrageously irrepressible Joseph Obi confidently quipped :

" For countless decades , Streatham was fundamentally a Highly Formidable Stronghold of the British Conservative Party - until the Absolutely Fabulous Tony Blair eclectically came along and gave the then (Out-of-Touch) Tories a right (and proper) Political Kicking.

Thankfuly , the Totally Revamped Conservative Party has since learnt lessons enough - and is hopefully now on course to stunningly reclaim Streatham back from the (current) Disastrous Labour Government of Gordon Brown. "

Streatham Action Man : Candidate Rahoul Bhansali

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Solid Business Investors with Very Serious Commercial Plans for the Streatham Constituency can now directly contact Streatham Candidate Rahoul Bhansali via his LinkedIn Profile ; by simply Clicking Here.


Now is the Time for Action - Not Rhetoric !


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Streatham Candidate Rahoul Bhansali in Narrow Polls Lead over Former Favourite Chuka Umunna . . .

It is reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may not be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election , after all.

According to Updated Interim Poll Results , if a UK Parliamentary General Elections were to be held today , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 3 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 5 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Candidate : Joseph Chikelue Obi asks Streathamites to Vote for Rahoul Bhansali in the Next General Election !

Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Warrior , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly urged the People of Streatham to expediently consider the Candidacy of Prospective Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali in the upcoming United Kingdom Parliamentary Elections for the Key Streatham Constituency.

Speaking in response to questions , after a Brief Meeting with London's Ethnic Minority Leaders , the Firebrand Doyen of UK Politics (who was born and bred in Streatham said:

" In my personal view , Rahoul Bhansali is the answer - Not Chuka Umunna.

Permit me therefore to humbly recommend Rahoul's Candidacy as next Member of Parliament for Streatham . "

Streatham Candidate Stalemate Continues To Scarily Overshadow The News . . .

It is (once again) sensationally reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election.

According to Interim Poll Results , if a UK Parliamentary General Elections were to be held today , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Online | Saint Reatham | Top Reality YouTube Celebrities Wanted !

Streatham Online is currently seeking Cyber-Reporters with fascinating YouTube Video Footage about Streatham.

At the end of each month , the best Video will receive a Cash Prize of £10 ; and will be permanently archived on the Streatham Online Website.

The Best Overall Video (Every Year at Easter) will receive a Cash Prize of £100 plus a permanent archived spot on YouTube's Wellness FM Channel.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for all further information in relation to this matter.


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Streatham Politics : Candidate Rahoul Bhansali Set To Unify Streathamites ?

It is Fundamentally Believed that the (Local) Liberal Democrat Vote might ultimately turn out to become Exceedingly Crucial Indeed ; as Streatham Parliamentary Constituency precariously heads for Sensational Political Stalemate at the Next General Election.

As things currently stand , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

What this essentially means is that Rahoul Bhansali could comprehensively defeat Chuka Umunna (and maverickly smash the Stalemate Situation altogether) if he was formidably able to additionally gain a Substantial Proportion of the Liberal Democrat Vote.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Further Details will be released shortly.

Streatham Politicians Soapbox [1] : Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali

“I believe that Streatham is being held back by Tired and Incompetent Labour Politicians ; both at Lambeth Council and in Gordon Brown’s Disastrous Government.”

Rahoul Bhansali

Streatham | Famous People | The League of Formidable Streathamites

The only official English Heritage Blue Plaque in Central Streatham is on the childhood home of composer Sir Arnold Bax in Pendennis Road. Just within the modern boundaries of Streatham Hill, although historically it was in Norwood, there is also a blue plaque on the house in Lanercost Road where Arthur Mee the writer of Arthur Mee's Children's Encyclopedia lived.

Perhaps because of its good late night transport connections to the West End, and the availability of apartments as well as family houses, Streatham and nearby Brixton Hill have attracted entertainers to live in the area since the days of Music Hall.

There is a Streatham Society plaque to the birthplace of comedian Tommy Trinder at 54 Wellfield Road. Others with local connections include actors Roger Moore, Simon Callow, Peter Davison, Nicholas Clay and June Whitfield, saucy seaside postcard artist Donald McGill and alternative comedians Eddie Izzard, Jeremy Hardy, Paul Merton and "housewives favourite" actor Neil Pearson.

Naomi Campbell, the archetypal supermodel, went to Dunraven Comprehensive School in Streatham and lived in the nearby Norbury part of SW16.

Also from the world of fashion Sir Norman Hartnell, dressmaker to the Queen, was born in Streatham. The Dior fashion designer John Galliano spent some of his youth in Streatham before moving to nearby Dulwich.

Television property expert Sarah Beeny has lived in Streatham for many years.

Aleister Crowley, later dubbed "The Wickedest Man In the World", spent his teenage years during the 1880s in Streatham at a house opposite the present ice rink.

Drum and Bass DJ Grooverider is from Streatham as is the first Mayor of London and former head of the GLC Ken Livingstone.

Cynthia Payne is a renowned "madam" who made the headlines in the 1970s and 1980s with her brothel in Ambleside Avenue, Streatham.

Afghan warlord Zardad Khan lived in Gleneagle Road, Streatham, before his arrest in 2003. Siobhan Dowd the author lived in Abbotsford Road, Streatham (1960-1978).

Beryl Kingston, popular novelist, lived at Strathbrook Road, Streatham, from 1956 - 1980 and taught at what was then Rosa Bassett School in Welham Road, and also at Sunnyhill Primary School.

The World's Most Controversial Medical Doctor , Joseph Chikelue Obi , was also born and bred in Streatham - where he mischievously kept all of the Totally Aghast Teachers exceedingly busy indeed - at St Andrew's Roman Catholic Primary School (along Streatham's Polworth Road).

Streatham | Saint Reatham | The MultiCultural Heartbeat of South London

Streatham is a place in the London Borough of Lambeth in the United Kingdom .

It is an inner London suburb situated south of Brixton.

Streatham is 5.5 miles (8.8 km) south of Charing Cross.

Streatham means "the hamlet on the street". The street in question started as the Roman Road from the capital Londinium to the coast near Portslade. It is likely that the destination was a Roman port now lost to coastal erosion, which has been tentatively identified with the 'Novus Portus' mentioned in Ptolemy's Geographia.

The road is confusingly referred to as Stane Street in some sources, although it diverges from the main London-Chichester road at Kennington.

After the departure of the Romans, the main road through Streatham remained an important trackway. From the seventeenth century it was adopted as the main coach road to Croydon and East Grinstead, and then on to Newhaven and Lewes. In 1780 it then became the route of the turnpike road from London to Brighton, and subsequently became the basis for the modern A23. This road (and its traffic) have shaped Streatham's development.

Streatham's first parish church, St Leonard's, dates back to Saxon times, although only the mediaeval tower remains in the present church. The mediaeval parish covered an extensive area, including most of modern Balham and parts of Tooting.

Streatham appears in Domesday Book of 1086 as Estreham. It was held by Bec-Hellouin Abbey (in Normandy) from Richard de Tonbrige. Its domesday assets were: 2 hides and 1 virgates; 6½ ploughs, 4 acres (16,000 m2) of meadow, and herbage. It rendered £4 5s 0d.

The village remained largely unchanged until the 18th century, when the village's natural springs, known as Streatham Wells, were first celebrated for their health giving properties. The reputation of the spa, and improved turnpike roads, attracted wealthy City of London merchants and others to lay out their country residences in Streatham. Few of these large houses still remain, as the area was rapidly urbanised as London expanded.

Between the First World War and the Second World War Streatham developed as location for entertainment, with Streatham Hill Theatre (now a bingo hall), three cinemas, the Locarno ballroom (now Caesar's nightclub) and Streatham Ice Rink all adding to its reputation as "the West End of South London".

With the advent of electric tram services it also grew as a shopping centre serving a wide area to the south. In the 1930s large numbers of apartment blocks were constructed along the Main Street (High Road). These speculative developments were not initially successful. They were only filled when émigré communities began to arrive in London after leaving countries under the domination of Hitler's Germany.

In 1932 the parish church of the Holy Redeemer was built in Streatham Vale to commemorate the work of William Wilberforce

In the 1950s Streatham had the longest and busiest shopping street in south London. Streatham was the site of the first Waitrose supermarket, which opened in 1955. However a combination of factors led to a gradual decline through the 1970s and a more rapid decline in the 1980s. These included long term population movements out to Croydon, Kingston and Sutton; the growth of heavy traffic on the A23 (main road from central London to Gatwick Airport and Brighton), and a lack of redevelopment sites in the town centre. This culminated in 1990 when the closure of Pratts - a department store, which had grown from a Victorian draper's shop, and had been operated since the 1940s by the John Lewis Partnership - coincided with the opening of a large Sainsbury's supermarket 1 km south of the town centre, replacing an old, smaller Sainbury's store opposite Streatham Hill station.

More recently Sainsbury's opened a smaller 'Local' branches on the High Road and on Streatham Hill, near the site of the Streatham's first Sainsbury store (opened in 1895). The company also has offices in Streatham. Other fairly recent additions, such as Argos, are located on the site of Pratts' (see above) but the retail recovery has been slow, and vacant space has been taken by a growing number of restaurants and bars. The High Road's Woolworths store, closed late on 27 December, 2008, when the company ceased trading.Within a month, the site was occupied by a 99p Store.

Streatham is a place of contrasts, with middle class families occupying houses in leafy streets that fetch over £500,000 while there are large amounts of asylum seekers, predominantly from north and east African countries.

In September 2002, Streatham High Road was voted the "Worst Street in Britain" in a poll organised by the BBC Today programme and CABE. This largely reflected the dominance of through traffic along the High Road. On a positive note this was a catalyst for Lambeth Council and Transport for London's Street Management to start co-operating, and there is now a joint funding arrangement for ongoing streetscape improvements, although spending has been slowed because of TfL's budgetary shortfall.

Investment and regeneration had begun before the poll, with local amenity group The Streatham Society leading a successful partnership bid for funding from central government for environmental improvements. Work started in winter 2003-04 with the refurbishment of Streatham Green and repaving and relighting of the High Road. In 2005 Streatham Green won the Metropolitan Public Gardens Association 'London Spade' award for best public open space scheme in the capital.

Streatham Festival was founded in 2002. Now in its sixth year, it is a two-week festival with over 50 events held in an array of locations, from bars to churches and parks to youth centres, attracting over 3,000 people.

Streatham Politician Chuka Umunna | BNP PR Stunt Backfires ! | Streatham Disavows 'Slash The BNP' Insults | There Is No Place For Inciting Violence !

Further to the Highly Unedifying Recent Media Coverage relating to Mob-Like Taunts of 'Slash The BNP' , which shockingly occurred during the 10th Anniversary of the Brixton Nail Bomb Tragedy ; we would warmly advise that Chuka Umunna urgently desists from indirectly giving the (Fascist) British National Party (BNP) so much Free Global Publicity - at almost every single public opportunity.


Streatham's other Parliamentary Candidate (Rahoul Bhansali) also proudly hails from an Ethnic Minority Background ; but you hardly ever hear Rahoul desperately hollering on about how the BNP is also consistently trying to emasculate the Living Daylights out of him too.


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Streatham Selection Stalemate | Labour Whizkid Chuka Umunna Fights For His Political Life | Challenger Rahoul Bhansali Makes Major Opinion Poll Gains.

It is reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election.

As things currently stand , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Parliamentary Candidate Condemns Peter Mandelson Over Brixton Hill Job Centre Closure | Rahoul Bhansali Firmly Defends Poor Londoners

Dear Lord Mandelson,

I note that this morning you appeared on national television and claimed that no Job Centres are closing down. I write to inform you that this is not the case. Brixton Hill Job Centre closed two weeks ago and others in Orpington and Feltham are also set to close.

The people of Brixton Hill are right to feel let down by Labour. Lambeth has the highest number of people claiming jobseekers allowance in all of London. These people are the victims of the Labour government’s recession and they are doubly punished by the Labour Council’s incompetence.

The government’s closure of Brixton Hill Job Centre comes at exactly the time that people need it most. Today, your government’s own figures indicate that there are now over two million people unemployed in the UK. The number of people claiming unemployment benefit under this Labour government increased by 138,000 in February. This is the biggest rise since records began in 1971 and the increase in Streatham constituency is 35%.

It has also been reported today that the International Monetary Fund expects Britain’s economy to keep shrinking until the middle of next year. Britain’s economic decline under Labour is set to continue even after all or most of our foreign competitors’ economies have returned to growth.

To add to this appalling burden, Labour-run Lambeth now plans to raise rents for all its 33,000 hard up tenants by between £12 and £15 a week. Every single tenant will be worse off from next month when Labour councillors put the average rents up by at least £620 per household and increase all of the service charges for tenants and leaseholders.

Nationally and locally, Labour is hitting hardest those that need the most help. I invite you to correct the misleading statement you made on national television this morning and reconsider the government’s appalling decision to close Job Centres at this most critical time.

Rahoul Bhansali,

Conservative Parliamentary Spokesman for Streatham

Streatham Parliament Election Update [2] : Mystery Candidate sensationally endorses Rahoul Bhansali as Member of Parliament for Streatham Constituency

It has just been confirmed that the Mystery Streathamite who was previously scheduled to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham UK Parliament Elections has now comprehensively thrown his Full Political Might behind Streatham's Prospective Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

No Further Comments will henceforth be publicly (or privately) made on the issue.

Streatham Election Update [1] | Mystery MP Candidate Sensationally Withdraws From Race ! | Maverickly Joins Forces With Serious Political Contender !

We have just been impeccably informed that the Mystery Streathamite who was previously scheduled to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham UK Parliament Elections has now shockingly withdrawn from the race and maverickly backed one of the Serious Contenders for the Streatham Parliamentary Constituency Seat.

Further Political Details are due to be released quite shortly . . .

Streatham Candidate : Rahoul Bhansali | Education | Equality | Enterprise

Rahoul Bhansali was born and brought up on the Wirral. He went to Birkenhead School and graduated in Economics from Southampton University. Since graduation he has worked within the technology and telecommunications industries. He is of a Hindu / Indian background and is very proud to be British.

Rahoul works in the City of London for a major consultancy firm, advising companies on how to save money and optimise their business through the use of technology.

He enjoys sport both on the field and in the armchair! He dabbles in cricket whilst his golf game is still pretty shoddy! He enjoys experiencing new cultures and countries and counts the trek up the Inca Trail to see Machu Picchu and skydiving over the Great Barrier Reef as one his favourite moments.

Rahoul has been a long term Conservative Party member. He was Chairman of Southampton University Conservative Association from 1997 – 1998 and increased membership numbers from 50 to 100 in what can only be described as a difficult time!

Rahoul has been active in the political scene in South London for over ten years and was Deputy Chairman of Bermondsey and Old Southwark Conservatives. He is an energetic and experienced campaigner having stood for numerous council elections and was heavily involved in the recent GLA and Boris Johnson campaign.

Rahoul has been involved in a number of local campaigns to highlight the issues of crime and anti-social behaviour, support local and public services and to provide a voice for local residents.

Streatham is one of the most diverse and exciting parts of London yet like much of London there is major problem due to levels of crime and antisocial behaviour. Both Brixton Hill & St Leonards have high level of crime according to the Metropolitan Police heat maps. We are campaigning to cut police red tape and get police officers out on the streets of Streatham. One of the key issues for Streatham is the proposed closure and consolidation of police stations in Clapham and Brixton. We are campaigning to keep the Police Station on Cavendish Road open.

Local Conservatives welcome Streatham’s vibrant and fun nightlife yet with fun we must have responsibility. 24 hour drinking has not worked and has left a 24 hour mess! We want to reclaim the streets of Streatham such that it is a safe environment for everyone.

A good education is essential for our children to achieve their hopes and dreams. We are campaigning for increased number of primary school places to ensure all our children get a good start in life. We believe that parents should have a greater say in the way that their children are educated. Better behaviour and improved discipline is essential to prevent crime. We are campaigning to support teachers to teach rather then be bogged down in administration.

Our money has been wasted by this Labour Government and Lambeth Council. We are campaigning for old fashioned financial responsibility and the better delivery of good local services. Times are tight and local residents want to know that their hard earned tax money is being spent wisely.

Professor Chikelue Joseph Obi proposes S.A. "Zuma - Mandela" Government .

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has unwittingly stirred up a Flurry of Intense Political Debate - after publicly suggesting that Incoming South African President Jacob Zuma might choose Firebrand South African Matriarch Winnie Mandela as the next Vice President of the Republic of South Africa.


Speaking in response to the Eclectic Political Buzz , the Totally Unrepentant Professor Obi categorically said :

" Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma has my Full Political Backing in the upcoming South African Presidential Elections.

Winnie Madikizela-Mandela also undoubtedly has my Firm Political Blessing in the upcoming South African Parliamentary Elections.

A Dream Governance Ticket of President Zuma and Vice President Mandela would probably be the very best thing which could possibly happen to South Africa at this particular moment in time. "

Dr Chikelue Joseph Obi | "Winnie Mandela has my Firm Political Blessing"

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly backed ANC Women's Leader Winnie Mandela in her sensational bid to become a Member of Parliament in the Legislative Arm of the Government of the Republic of South Africa.


Speaking in response to multiple questions posed during a recent Social Event, the irrepressible Professor Obi was consistently quoted as saying :

" Winnie Madikizela-Mandela undoubtedly has my Full Political Blessing in the upcoming South African Parliamentary Elections.

I eagerly look forward to her Totally Electrifying Brand of Politics . "

Chikelue Joseph Obi backs ANC Leader Jacob Zuma for S.A. Presidency . . .

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly backed ANC Leader Jacob Zuma in his long overdue bid to become the next democratically elected President of the Republic of South Africa.


Speaking in response to countless questions posed during a recent Private Event, the irrepressible Professor Obi was widely quoted as saying :

" Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma has my Full Political Backing in the upcoming South African Presidential Elections.

I warmly look forward to his Long (and Fruitful) Tenure in office "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Crushes His Formidable Adversaries !

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend , the Rt Hon Laird Provost (of RCAM) triumphantly quipped :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.

They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.

These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "

Streatham Parliamentary Constituency | Streatham Online | Mystery Candidate

Further to our recent reports concerning the upcoming Streatham Parliamentary Constituency Elections ; we wish to (once again) warmly request that all interested individuals kindly visit the Streatham Online Website for all further information in relation to the Streatham Parliamentary Constituency.

Over the past 72 hours , we have amazingly received over 1200 email enquiries in relation to Streatham Online ; all of which have been duly forwarded on.


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Streatham Parliament Elections : Mystery Candidate Debuts On The Web

Further to our recent online scoop concerning the shocking emergence of a Mystery Streathamite who is secretly aspiring to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham Parliament Elections ; we can now additionally confirm that the Independent Candidate might soon be making a Sensational Political Debut on a Brand New South London Blog called Streatham Online.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for all further information in relation to this matter.


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Streatham UK Parliament Elections : Mystery Candidate Challenges Chuka ...

We have just been reliably informed that a Mystery Streathamite is now set to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham UK Parliament Elections.

At the time of this exceedingly sketchy online report , the only Acknowledged Identifying Factor is that the Independent Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for Streatham hails from a Very Similar Ethnic Minority Background to Streatham's Prospective Parliamentary Labour Candidate , Mr Chuka Umunna.

Further sensational details are intricately coming soon . . .

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : The World's Most Controversial Physician

*About Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | "British Obama is still yet to be Conceived . . ."

Eminent Black British Human Rights Activist Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised all UK-Wannabes of American President Barack Obama , to eclectically concentrate on developing their Local Communities rather than selfishly dreaming of becoming the First Black British Prime Minister.

Commenting heartily during a very short phone conversation, the Highly ControversialProfessor Obi declared :

" I have said it very many times before - and I will loudly say it again : The Parliamentary Political System in the United Kingdom is Fundamentally Incompatible with the faintest little notion of producing a Black British Prime Minister at the moment.

The American Political System does not require it's Presidential Candidates to be Leaders of their respective Political Parties ; hence the relative ease with which President Barack Obama was able to put himself forward in the very first place.

Like Most Industrious Black People , once Obama eclectically managed to get a platform to contest from , then the rest was history - as he formidably sailed through the American Elections like an Arch-Angel on a Heavenly Mission of Deliverance.

The Institutionally Racist UK Parliament at Westminster cannot allow a Black Prime Minister to take office at this present time - so I would strongly advise all Wannabe UK Obamas to comprehensively concentrate on Local Community Development (and Empowerment) - at least for the forseeable future ; as the Potential Great Grandmother of the UK Equivalent of Barack Obama has probably only just been born in a dingy little backstreet in South London.

It is therefore my exceedingly humble opinion , that it will definitely take (at least) 100 Years of Rapid Parliamentary Metamorphosis and Abhorrent Political Assassinations before any Black Family ever gets to politically occupy Number 10 Downing Street. "